IT'S BLACK.... IT'S BLUE

It should be it's black it's white...as in American idol's Adam Lambert's choice of song for the week but with me it was a week of bruises. Therefore it's black and it's blue. Either I have been careless or there was a jinx going around on my part to get such 'dramatic' body art within days apart.
First one was when I carried my 29" TV.... (yup.. I did. If I could carry a man why not a 29" Tv huh?..huh?.)out from my bedroom. I kind of 'rest' it too long on my tights while trying to get the ( darn) door open.
Results was this. Although It did looked worse before this picture was taken.
I wear shorts at home thus 'the world' was my audience. I did get 'funny' remarks from the girls. Hickies on my tights?.... wow!.. that would have been some foreplay.

This 'present' I got while trying to jump across the doggie's fence. The stepping chair I had slipped and I fell hard on the steel fence. Luckly it's my tight that took the impact... further up it would have been $#%&?>!@@:' for me

Aha.... that is where it was.

Ha ha ha.... the finale... I got you all to see an old
woman's tights..